Dramatic increase in Australian breast defects

Before you imagine an apocalpytic world where women no longer have fun-bags, we’re talking about the fake ones.

French company PIP have some answering to do after 429 of their breast implants ruptured this year, which rose from 37 … Read More

Coke wants the public to design new logo

Coca-Cola has asked US residents to give redesigning their iconic emblem a shot. It’s hard to imagine what Coke would look like otherwise, but then, it was probably once hard to imagine a country with such a high obesity … Read More

Bank notes are getting a makeover

Apparently today’s money just isn’t hip enough, so the Reserve Bank of Australia are redesigning the look of our bank notes.

$9.3 million later and two years behind schedule, the designers of the project, which is called Next Generation Bank Note, … Read More

Same-sex marriage will lead to bestiality, says Senator Cory Bernadi

According to opposition leader Tony Abbott’s secretary Cory Benardi, normalising homosexuality will lead to normalising polygamy and bestiality (which are presumably all campaigns led by the Dark Lord Satan).

The Federal Parliament held a debate on the same-sex Bill last night, where Senator … Read More

Sydney Festival announces first acts of 2013 lineup

We have until January next year to wait for the action, but so far it sounds well worth it.

Today Sydney Festival announced the first of (what will probably be) a long list of international and national talents on … Read More

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds do the secret wedding thing

When celebrities try and not be celebrities, the media gets angry and says “fuck you, we’re doing an article on it anyway.”

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds married in secret last night, without any obligatory statements or press passes … Read More

Pink Joins the Troll Patrol

Everyone seems to be getting death threats on Twitter lately.

After Charlotte Dawson received an onslaught of crazy “go hang yourself” tweets and was admitted to hospital the following morning, Pink spoke out today about her own Twitter troubles … Read More

All-You-Can-Drink Cruise Ship Predicted to Get People Really Drunk

A cruise ship is currently offering packages of unlimited alcohol to patrons over 21. The cruise company (which is the biggest in the world) is called Carnival, and probably has a five level nightclub with fire-breathing midgets.

An expert … Read More

First Contestant of Big Brother 9 Wears Cowboy Hat

After four strange years without Big Brother, it has returned. Thankfully, without Gretel “Washed Up” Killeen and far away from Network Ten.

With it’s first episode pre-recorded last night, it was revealed today that the first contestant stupid enough to go … Read More

Note Left On Plane Wing Freaks Out Passenger

You’d think that leaving a thoughtful memo on a damaged wing of a plane would calm any worried passengers who may see it.

“We know about this” was hand-written with an arrow pointing to a nice little chunk taken out … Read More